Name:
Austin B.
E-mail: austinondemand@sbcglobal.net
Age: 15
Sex: M
Location: Computer
Do you, uh, Bargle
Nawdle Zouss???: Now
and then
Favorite Al-bum:
SOL
Favorite Song: I'll
Sue Ya
Favorite Polka: Angry
White Boy Polka
Favorite Parody: White
& Nerdy
Favorite Original: Hardware
Store
Favorite Unreleased Song:
Headline News
Favorite Music Video:
White & Nerdy
Favorite Band Member:
Bermuda
Favorite Weird Al
quote: "...who knows,
YOU might be the next big thing after I retire" He said
that to ME!!!
What band or singer
do you think Al should parody next?: All-American
Rejects
What song would you
like to see a video for that doesn't have one?: Couch
Potato
What TV show would
you like to see Al guest star in next?: Robot
Chicken (again)
How did you first
hear about Al?: Browsing
music and came across his music
What's the story behind that?:
look one line above this
Have you been to
an Al concert?: Yes.
If so, how many?: 1
Concert Experience Story:
It was awesome!!! It was at COD
on Sept 25 2007, AWESOME seats, by awesome I mean front row
I had a sore throat afterwards but I don't care. Did I get to
meet Al?...read underneath the blue line
Have you ever met
Al?:YES!!!
If so, do you have a story?:
People were lining up to get an
autograph, the line cut off right after I literally dove into
the line, I saw a long wait ahead so I pulled out my trusty
iPod an set it to shuffle, About halfway through The Night Santa
Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version), I heard someone faintly saying
"Hey, you OK?" I opened my eyes and didn't realize
that I was singing loudly right in front of Al. I immediately
ripped my ear-buds out of my ears (ow), Anyway I asked for him
to sign the souvenier T-shirt I bought although it was more
of a "Sh-sh-shirt please". He asked "Who am I
making this out to?" I was speechless, I blurted "Can
I write a parody of one of your songs!?" He looked interested,
he asked "Which one?" "The Weird Al Show Theme"
I responded, "Sure you can. Just make sure to acknowledge
me. What will you turn it into?" "The AusTube Show
Theme, a show I'm making that parodies many aspects of, um,
many things" "Have you ever written a parody before?"
"just 4. Mow the Lawn, Saturday, I Need Help, and BNZ.
parodies of Move Along, Holiday, All the Small Things, and TNT
respectively. I've got more but it's a VERY long list"
"That's cool, you should submit them to Dr. Demento, who
knows, YOU might be the next big thing after I retire. Oh, who
am I making this out to, again?' I said, "Make it to quote
Awesome Austin quote Benz, possibly my future competition."
He chuckled at that, "You've got something, Austin, that's
for sure." I forgot to call my parents to come pick me
up so I waited 20 or so minutes and went home. I was late to
school the next day-------detention------------worth it.
Have you ever met any of the band?:
no
If so, who?: no
Do you have a story?:
for the last time no
Have you ever tried
a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich?: yes
If so, what did you think?:
Good but not as good as a peanut-butter/bacon
sandwich with pickles and spicy brown mustard (don't knock it
'till you try it)(I invented this awesome sandwich no one else
take credit for it)(It's MINE!!!!!)(...............................................................................)(MINE!!)
Do you collect Al
items?: yes
If so, what's your favorite/most valuable
item?: T-Shirt
signed by Al
Anything else
we should know about you?: I actually am still teaching
myself how to play guitar and keyboard for my parodies, although
I have learned to use a synthesizer on my PC. I am a 1-man band
although I do ask my friends for opinions about songs and lyrics.
I want to share my music, if you
want me to e-mail you an mp3 of any of them, send me an e-mail
telling me which one you would like and I'll gladly email you
an mp3 as soon as I finish recording that song. Please allow
a lot of time for me to perfect the lyrics and junk blah blah
blah
NOTE: Did I metion I'll send you the song for FREE?
Have you made a Parody?:
yes all family friendly and copyrighted
Name of Parody: I
have a looooooooooooooooooong list believe me I'll only list
the one's I'm working on, the one's that're done are posted
below
I Picked My Nose Again, Somebody Farted, I Am Austin Benz, The
AusTube Theme, I Can't Git Enuf O' Dat Gravy, Ice Cream-o ,
Candyland , and Thx 4 th Mmrn
Original singer/song title:
OK Go/Here it Goes Again, Black
Eyed Peas/Let's Get it Started, Bowling for Soup/High School
Never Ends, "Weird Al" Yankovic/The Weird Al Show
Theme, Smash Mouth/I Can't Get Enough of You, Baby, Style parody
of Screamo , Cristina Agulara/Candy Man , and Fall Out Boy/Thnks
fr th Mmrs
"Mow the Lawn"
Parody of "Move Along" by The
All-American Rejects / New lyrics by “Awesome Austin”
Benz
Go ahead as you waste your cash with spending
You’re in debt and have no job
Another day and you think your life is ending
There’s one thing you can’t ignore
Outside it’s not that cold
The throttle’s what you hold
Start it up, when all the grass gets way too long
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, don’t run over poo
And when all of your cash is gone
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, that is what ya do
Mow the lawn
Mow the lawn
Summer days when you’re out of cash completely
You’re out of twenties, fives, and tens
Such bad times that could lead you into thieving
There’s one thing you can’t ignore
Outside it’s not that cold
The throttle’s what you hold
Start it up, when all the grass gets way too long
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, don’t run over poo
And when all of your cash is gone
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, that is what ya do
Mow the lawn
(The lawn, the lawn, the lawn, the lawn)
At twenty bucks a lawn, I mowed the lawn
(The lawn, the lawn, the lawn, the lawn)
At twenty bucks a lawn, go mow the lawn (the lawn)
The lawn (the lawn), the lawn (the lawn), the lawn (the lawn)
When all the grass gets way too long
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, don’t run over poo
And when all of your cash is gone
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, that is what ya do
When all the grass gets way too long
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, don’t run over poo
And when all of your cash is gone
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, that is what ya do (what ya do)
When all the grass gets way too long
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, don’t run over poo (over poo)
And when all of your cash is gone
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, that is what ya do
(Mow the lawn)
(The lawn, the lawn, the lawn, the lawn)
Smell that fresh-cut lawn
Go mow the lawn
[X4]
"Saturday"
Parody of "Holiday" by Green Day
/ New lyrics by “Awesome Austin” Benz
(Saturday!)
Saturday is here again
Staying awake I simply can’t sustain (Hey!)
The cause, school is the one that I will blame
Finally up just to take a pee
Then trudge downstairs to watch MTV (Yay!)
Play Halo, on Xbox live, set on slay--er
Head down to McDonald’s for some medium fries
And ask for a double-ponder, super-sized
On Saturday
On my PC I’m online
Plenty of offers I have to decline (Hey!)
I go on sites, but access was denied
I headed back to sleep at ten (A.M.)
My friends called over and over again (Hey!)
My cell phone, out the window it was sent
I continuously try to close both my eyes
But commercials on TV made me arise
On Saturday
(Yay!)
(Saturday!)
"At Century Tile we have tiles, hardwood, and more"
Get out of your house and by Time Mag
Use Lysol, we’ve got a new scent
At the new Wal-Mart we’ve got our
brand-new all-purpose grey cement
Call eight-hundred-J-5-K-then
nine-nine-nine-two for shipping free
Grocery buyers, come to Meijer
Grand Theft Auto for PSP
Turned off
Turned off my, piece of crap, TV
My boredom’s made me want to claw out my own eyes
It’s making me want to try to juggle knives
But when I go to sleep tonight, my boredom dies
Just one last thing before I say my good-byes
I'm really bored on Saturdays
"BNZ"
Parody of "TNT" by AC-DC / New
lyrics by “Awesome Austin” Benz
Go to this site, now, don’t forget
Get all hyped up on caffeine
Hey don’t get yer PC wet
Ya got a healthy spleen
Yo, get up and take a pee
You know it’s a great site
Addiction’s begun
Now ya got no life
Well, it’s where I’ll be tonight
I’m at BNZ a “Weird Al”
site
BNZ and it’s real tight
BNZ Joe is so cool
BNZ go after school
It’s kosher, clean and isn’t
obscene
“Weird Al” isn’t bland
Funny artist number one
He da man
So eat some cold water
Drink some “Weird Snacks”
Go to this site and
You’re sure to come back
Now go spread the word ‘round
Might not be renowned
Well, it’s BNZ “Q” o’
the week
BNZ let’s go take a peek
BNZ BTF page
BNZ go every day
(moc tod ssuoz eldwan elgrab)
BNZ, BNZ, BNZ, BNZ
BNZ it’s the last verse
BNZ I didn’t rehearse
BNZ look up some song words
BNZ this site is preferred
"I Need Help"
Parody of "All The Small Things"
by Blink 182 / New lyrics by “Awesome Austin”
Benz
Will you help me?
Come on, don’t tease
Hurry, be swift
or I’ll sock your lip
Please help me bro
I cannot make dough
I’m here, waiting
I am still waiting
Hurry up bro, you’re movin’
slow
Give me ideas, call with your phone
(Come on hurry up I need some help now)
(What are you doing sitting on your butt)
(You are just listening to your iPod)
(And I’m singing here asking for your help)
Throw me a bone
You suck, it shows
Oblivious and unaware
Obviously you don’t care
I do not know, why you’re so slow
Asked for your help, one verse ago
(I am at the end of the second verse)
(You are still sitting there doing nothing)
(You’re staring at your crappy TV)
(You have absolutely no life at all)
Well, although, Knew you’d say “No!”
Asked for your help, but I shoulda known
I cannot thrill you, not until
I write a new song, you I cannot thrill
Your IQ’s low, Can’t spell
“Hello”
(blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah)
Are you real smart? I don’t think so!
(blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah)
I cannot thrill you, not until
(blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah)
I write a new song, I write a new one
(blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah)
You, I cannot thrill
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