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Weird Al Site:
Oh, poo, is that required? I have one, but it's too pitiful
to post...
Weird Al Club: Proud member
of the "I Adore Weird Al, So Leave Ms Alone While I Crank Up
LIKE A SURGEON" Club (aka IAWASLMAWICULAS Club)
Weird Al Webring: Nope, just
bathtub rings
Name:
Bill
E-mail: i_love_helga@yahoo.com
Age: 18
Sex: When a man and a woman
love each other very much...uh, I mean, male
Do you, uh, Bargle
Nawdle Zouss???: Uh,
like hell I do!
Favorite Al-bum:
Tough choice, In 3-D and Off The Deep End probably
Favorite Song: Dare to Be Stupid
Favorite Polka: I love them
all! Polkas on 45 is pretty good.
Favorite Parody: Fat
Favorite Original: Bob, just
because I'm a wordplay freak (Love the palindromes!)
Favorite Unreleased Song: Chicken
Pot Pie
Favorite Music Video: Amish
Paradise (Best sight gag: Plow My Field!) Smells Like Nirvana's
a riot too
Favorite Band Member: Ruben
Valtierra
Favorite Weird Al
quote: "I may as well
be hyper, as long as I'm still around, 'cause I'll have lots
of time to be laid back when I'm six feet underground..."
What band or singer
do you think Al should parody next?:
Linkin Park
What song do you think Al should parody
next?: I know he already did an Avril Lavigne song,
but i think a "Sk8r Boi" spoof would be great. (Make it about
Star Trek! "Come quickly, Doc McCoy! Hey look! Leonard Nimoy!"
Okay, Al would probably do better...)
What band or singer do you think Al should
style parody next?: I'd like an Aqua style parody,
just a song making fun of bad dance club songs with a deep-voiced
bald man and a whining diva
What song or band do you think Al should
include in a polka next?: I think Al should do a
polka of TV show theme songs, like Gilligan's Island, Batman,
The Facts of Life, Cheers...I'd enjoy that
What music video would you like to see
Al parody next?: I know it's kind of old, but "...Baby,
One More Time" I don't even care if he makes a spoof of the
song, I just think that Al's warped mind would have a field
day with that incredibly dumb video!
Who would you like
to hear cover an Al song?:
Blue Man Group
Which song would you like them to cover?:
Dare to Be Stupid, BMG could replay the music with their PVC
instruments, and Al could still do the vocals (since the BMG
doesn't talk)
What song would you
like to see a video for that doesn't have one?:
COUCH POTATO, simply because Eminem had to be a wuss about it
and protect his "tough thug image." Man, I hate that guy!
What TV show would
you like to see Al guest star in next?:
Law and Order
How did you first
hear about Al?: A good
friend back in the fifth grade
What's the story behind that?:
He left a cassette case of "Bad Hair Day" at my house, I read
the lyrics, asked to borrow the tape, and it escalated from
there. Now I have almost all the albums.
Have you been to
an Al concert?: Sadly,
no. I'm too poor. You would be too if you had to sell your internal
organs just to pay the rent! :)
If so, how many?: Zero
Concert Experience Story: Um,
I once drove by the Hampton Beach Casino in New Hampshire the
day of an Al concert, hoping to catch a glimpse of THE MAN,
but to no avail.
Have you ever met
Al?: Does hiding in his
closet and handing him the occasional Hawaiian shirt count?
If so, do you have a story?:
No, I could never find an accepting publisher
Have you ever met any of the band?:
Nope
If so, who?: Nope
Do you have a story?: Sorry,
no
Have you ever tried
a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich?:
I did have the thought a couple times, but I also had this thought:
"How good can a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich be if Al became a vegetarian?"
If so, what did you think?:
I think what Al tells me to think
Do you collect Al
items?: When I see them
If so, what's your favorite/most valuable
item?: Well, a friend gave me "Bad Hair Day: The
Videos" and it was signed "Weird Al" but I have a feeling it's
not a real signature. (Hey, what are friend's for?)
Anything else
we should know about you?: If you connect the scars
on my left knee, it makes a pony.
Have you made a Parody?:
Several, but I'll just put my most recent one because i can
remember it off of my head
Name of Parody: "In
the Kitchen" (I made a musical for a drama club, and this is
one of the songs.)
Original singer/song title:
"In the End" Linkin Park
"In The Kitchen"
Parody of "In the End" by Linkin
Park / New lyrics by Bill
It starts with...one loaf, of hot buttered toast,
then
it's on the Fruity Pebbles from the people at
Post/Keep that in mind as you've lined your mind with
a need for lemon lime and Chee-ree-ooooooos...
My life is a cereal thing, scarfin' down flakes as the
telephone rings/ Watch me pour milk to the top of the
bowl, it's gotta be ice cold at ev-ery meeeeaaal...
Didn't look out below, dropepd Spaghettios right on my
big toe, didn't even notice, just let myself go, and
stuffed my face full with Do-min-oooooo's...
I like my potatoes fried, I take special pride in
culinary art, and what I cook for me will eventually
be a legacy of a time...
CHORUS:
I ate too much! I'm full of lard! And in the end, I'm
only getting fatter!
I'm going to blow! Against the wall! You better move,
I think's it's gonna splatter!
Well, that's it. I've written parodies, style
parodies, and I'm also in a band. I've recorded three style
parodies (one of Aqua, one of Eminem, and one of gangsta rap
with lyrics from "Willy Wonka.") I've even made a medley! It's
not polka, because I don't own an accordion, but it's played
on an Indian sitar, and Amish Paradise is one of the songs.
Finally, if anyone wants to hear my Eminem style parody, check
out this address: http://www.geocities.com/sensualpudding/reeses.mp3
Peace!
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