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Weird Al Site: Unfortunately...
none
Weird Al Club: T_T
Same as above
Name:
Blake Williams
E-mail: IanRook@windstream.net
Age: 16
Sex: Male
Location: Alachua,FL
Do you, uh, Bargle
Nawdle Zouss???: Who
doesn't?
Favorite Al-bum:
Off The Deep End
Favorite Song: Albuquerque
Favorite Polka: Polka
Your Eyes Out
Favorite Parody: White
And Nerdy
Favorite Original: Albuquerque
Favorite Unreleased Song:
We All Have Cell Phones
Favorite Music Video:
It's All About the Pentiums
Favorite Band Member:
Ruben
Favorite Weird Al
quote: "ARE YOU
READY TO POLKA?!"
What song would you
like to see a video for that doesn't have one?: I
guess... The Plumbing Song, Trash Day, or When I was your age.
What TV show would
you like to see Al guest star in next?: It
would be a dream come true if he was on Whose Line Is It Anyways?
How did you first
hear about Al?: My Uncle
What's the story behind that?:
He showed us the White And Nerdy
and Jurassic Park videos. Then I decided to look for a few of
his albums and I got Dare to be Stupid and the Food Album. Before
I knew it I was addicted and now I have all but 2 of his Albums,
not including the UHF soundtrack, and I listen to him everyday.
I'd hate to see what would happen if I went on a withdrawl.
I also discovered that I "had found out about him"
sooner. My class actually sang "Lasagna" for a school
play, back when I was a lad.
Have you been to
an Al concert?: Yes
If so, how many?: 1,
hope there's a next time.
Concert Experience Story:
It was at Wild Adventures. It was
very smokey and it was hard to breathe, and I was shocked that
it wasn't canceled. After Al played Polkarama, he said, "...
I talked to the guys here at Wild Adventures, and I said I wouldn't
come unless you guys made it smokey... I congradulate you all
for making it possible." It was awesome, and soon the smoke
cleared... does he have some smoke clearing powers? It was awesome,
only downside... we had to leave during his Albuquerque finale...
and I was really hoping to get a shirt... and I was also hoping
to get an autograph... but my parents dragged me out of the
park.
Have you ever met
Al?: I would've... if
my parents didn't drag me out of Wild Adventures.
If so, do you have a story?:
Yes, I, a 15 year old at the time,
was protesting like all teens do to go back and possibly get
that autograph.
Have you ever met any of the band?:
Nope...
If so, who?: Didn't
you get the above?
Do you have a story?:
Yes, one time I went to school with
boxers over my boxers.
Have you ever tried
a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich?: No,
but I plan to.
If so, what did you think?:
I'll inform you when I do.
Do you collect Al
items?: Yes
If so, what's your favorite/most valuable
item?: My White
And Nerdy Hoody.
Anything else
we should know about you?: I don't know... Classify
info that you would "NEED to know".
Have you made a Parody?:
Well, several. Rather lame... but
I plan on writing some more. Here's one...
"The Fellowship Begins "
Parody of "American Pie"
by Don McLean / New lyrics by Blake Williams
A long, long time ago
On a continent far away
Middle Earth was under an attack
And Elrond thought me and other guys
Could take the Ring of Power into
Maybe tossing it into Mordor, what a quack
But my response, it didn't thrill them
They thought I crazy and was trying to kill them
We left from Elrond's land
Then went through plains and bare lands
We left on foot from the scene
And we tried to find a nice clean path
But oh, Saruman he was mean
But we had founded this fellowship...
Oh my my these here Fellowship guys
May be scewered someday, loser - now they're just a small band
And Aragorn left his home and kissed his elf-friend some more
Sayin' "Soon this ring'll be no more"
"Soon this ring'll be no more"
Did you know this Aragorn, guy
Is attracted to an elf who's, gonna die
If he can't destroy the Ring, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the elf
Though she's just an elf and he's the King
Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I knew Gimli so
And I've heard how fast he can drunk-Oh
And he hates elf, it's true
With an exception or two
He was a prepubescent axin' ace
And the minute he started off that drinkin' race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was the elf
We started singin' ...
My my these here Fellowship guys
May be scewered someday, loser - now they're just a small band
And Aragorn left his home and kissed his elf-friend some more
Sayin' "Soon this ring'll be no more"
"Soon this ring'll be no more"
Now we finally got to the mines
There was a riddle, the answer we couldn't find
Till Frodo asked for friend, and Gandalf said Mellon
So we tried to go in there and before we knew
We had a Kraken we had to have slewn
And we saved Frodo and continued through
Oh, the Pippin was a clutz, oh kin
Could there be any more goblins?
They fought the troll
Oh, they left as told
Because a Balrog was coming much to near
And Gandalf said "Now listen here"
"None of you are a match for this guy, here"
"I still will handle him"
He was singin' ...
My my these here Fellowship guys
May be scewered someday, loser - now they're just a small band
And Aragorn left his home and kissed his elf-friend goodbye
Sayin' "Soon this ring'll be no more"
"Soon this ring'll be no more"
We made through the caves, too
'Cause King Aragorn wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
With Uruk Hai, neve seen at all before
Little Hotshot Borimir tried to take the ring, they say
And in the end Borimir died
Some hobbits taken up by orcs, and they cried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle crys were broken
And the Wizard I admire most
Lost to that Balrog and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll take this ring...
And I was singin' ...
My my these here Fellowship guys
May be scewered someday, loser - now they're just a small band
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon this ring'll be no more"
"Soon this ring'll be no more"
We were singin' ...
Oh my my these here Fellowship guys
May be scewered someday, loser - now they're just a small band
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon this ring'll be no more"
"Soon this ring'll be no more"
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