Weird Al Site: www.thecoold.com
Weird Al Club: none
Name:
Dvakk
E-mail: mrshizleman@sbcglobal.net
Do you, uh, Bargle
Nawdle Zouss???: uhh...sure
Favorite Al-bum:
All of 'em
Favorite Song: "Fat"
is good, but I just like every single one.
Favorite Polka: Angry
White Boy Polka
Favorite Parody: "It's
all about the Pentiums"
Favorite Original: "Dare
to be Stupid" :-)
Favorite Unreleased Song:
"Iguana"
Favorite Music Video:
"Bedrock Anthem", "It's
all about the Pentiums"
Favorite Band Member:
Bermuda
Favorite Weird Al
quote: Thats a hard one.
umm..."If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll
have to rent it"
What band or singer
do you think Al should parody next?: Eminem
What song do you think Al should parody
next?: Any one
What band or singer do you think Al should
style parody next?: Green
Day
What song or band do you think Al should
include in a polka next?: Nelly
What music video would you like to see
Al parody next?: A
Green Day one- that would be funny.
What song would you
like to see a video for that doesn't have one?: "Livin'
in the Fridge"
What TV show would
you like to see Al guest star in next?: Any
one!
How did you first
hear about Al?: Friends,
and other things.
What's the story behind that?:
Actually, I had a CD that a friend
gave me with a bunch of weird songs. Figures. Most of them where
"Weird Al" and I just started liking him, Now I'm
a "Weird Al" fanatic.
Have you been to
an Al concert?: No, sadly-
but I'm planning to meet him and the band on tour next summer.
:-)
Have you ever met
Al?: Nope :-(
Have you ever met any of the band?:
Yep.
If so, who?: Bermuda
Do you have a story?:
Met him through email and he sent
me his autograph and stuff.
Have you ever tried
a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich?: No.
Do you collect Al
items?: Kind of.
If so, what's your favorite/most valuable
item?: All my
"Weird Al" albums (I have all of them), and "The
Ultimate Video Collection".
Anything else
we should know about you?: I don't think so.
Have you made a Parody?:
Yeah.
"Without Stuff"
Parody of "Without Me" by Eminem
/ New lyrics by Dvakk
No stuff, yeah no gimmicks
Two moving men- (not through
the house!) hey go round the outside, round the outside,
Round the outside
Guess their back, back again
Moving men, I hate them
Guess their back, guess their
back
Guess their back, guess their
back
Guess their back (no their not)
Ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya ya ya
ya
Ya ya ya (whatever)
Their all monsters, why are here?
They were here in like well…
last year
“Maybe its cause your moving
again”, said uncle ben
and all of a sudden, I saw moving
men
Well what he said just came true,
I cant believe it! I cant believe
it!
(uncle ben: well now you do)
now their all after me,
and my room feels empty
cuz they took my sofa,
and my toy chevey
uncle ben says ill get all of
it back
I knew it was a bluff,
because my room feels empty without
my stuff
now this looks like I need to
breath
because their here again
oh no please, please
and I’m sick of them
I’m on my knees
I just hope they don’t
take my wad of cheese (X2)
So I go in my room and hide under
my bed
“Maybe uncle ben was right”,
I said
but wait can it be, their now
taking my cheese!
Ahh, jeez.
I come out of under my bed and
say
“just please, oh please
don’t take my cheese.
That was my breakfast,
Common, I’m down on my
knees!”
Nope, but they didn’t listen
What do I know, I’m just
a kid,
I come to my parents and say
“look what they did!”
Oh but my dad says their just
moving men
Their names are millard and greenmuffle
but
For short you can call them Mill
and Muff
“Ahrgg, but my room feels
so empty without my stuff!”
now this looks like things I
don’t believe
cause they took my collection
of green beans
and my torn up shirt and my unusefull
keys
but now they wont stop-
“ahh isn’t that enough
for one day?” pleeeaaaaseee? (X2)
No what are they doing now their
taking my bed!
“common, joe, think, use
your head”
actually I think ill eat instead
but no, someones in my way
its millard
he walked by and said “hey”
I said, “where the heck
are you taking my stuff”
He said “oh just to your
new house”
Now that was enough!
Why didn’t anyone tell
me that it’s going to our new house”
I’m okey with that—ohhhh
drat
And now I think I should go tell
my brother, Matt.
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