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Name:
Ema
E-mail: ew1l33@aol.com
Age: 13
Sex: girl
Location: Indiana
Do you, uh, Bargle
Nawdle Zouss???: with
all these marbles in my mouth
Favorite Al-bum:
love 'em all
Favorite Song: love
'em all
Favorite Polka: Polka
Your Eyes Out
Favorite Parody: My
Bologna
Favorite Original: Everything
You Know Wrong
Favorite Unreleased Song:
Belvadier Cruesing
Favorite Music Video:
This Is The Life
Favorite Band Member:
Jim
What band or singer
do you think Al should parody next?: Green
Day
What song do you think Al should parody
next?: American
Idiot
What band or singer do you think Al should
style parody next?: Save
Ferris
What song or band do you think Al should
include in a polka next?: Bowling
For Spoup
What music video would you like to see
Al parody next?: Holiday
What song would you
like to see a video for that doesn't have one?: Albuquerque
What TV show would
you like to see Al guest star in next?: Spongebob
How did you first
hear about Al?: I got
a "Cool Track" CD
What's the story behind that?:
It had "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
on it and i thought it was the coolest song ever. So I went
to the store to get Running With Scissors and saw Off The Deep
End. And to admit it I was a little scared at first.(Now I scare
Friends with it.:)
Have you been to
an Al concert?: Yep
If so, how many?: 5
Concert Experience Story:
When I first went i was 4 or 5 and
can't remember much but my cousin said we did get to meet Al.
Have you ever met
Al?: I think
If so, do you have a story?:
nope. I was 4 or 5
Have you ever met any of the band?:
yep
If so, who?: Jim
and Steve
Do you have a story?:
I went with a friend and we saw
Steve before the show and my friend asked for his autograph
and he said he would after the show. So we went back after and
he didn't. Meeting Jim was pretty cool though. Not to say Steve's
not cool. cuz i still think he is.
Have you ever tried
a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich?: Yes
If so, what did you think?:
It was good. But now I am a vegitarian.
Do you collect Al
items?: kinda
If so, what's your favorite/most valuable
item?: My poodle
hat shirt. I also have pictures all over my wall.
Anything else
we should know about you?: I think Weird Al is the
coolest person alive
Have you made a Parody?:
yes
Name of Parody: Toxic
Stuff Arrived, Over 70
Original singer/song title:
1985 by bowling for soup and under
21 by save ferris
"Toxic Stuff Arrived"
Parody of "1985" by Bowling For
Soup / New lyrics by Ema
Somethin out there's glowin
And it might be growin
Don't know what it is
But i think that it lives
It happend just last week
When that green comet fell
Don't know what it is
But I think that it lives
There also was this toxic ooze
Blocks the smell in my shoes
I tried to touch it, it shocks
Seeps through my door locks
IT took over my room
It taste like a mushroom
My life began to change
My skin cells rearranged
< Chorus>
Red eyes and anteanas
Ears are like umbrella's
There's the green skin and short nails
Feet that look like gaurd rails
My hair is all weird now and i think that i know how and i know
it derived when
That toxic toxic toxic stuff arrived
Now i can't go outside
And i have to hide
Made fun of laughed at and mocked
But it no longer shocks
So i glow and stuff
But i'm not so big and tough
Melt the things i touch
And solid stuff is so hard to clutch
Now i don't have a friend who doesn't act like a slob
What happend to my long hair short nose and all my nice clothes
<Chorus>
I hate this what happend
When did i become my science project
And when was i declared the biggest freak
Just go a -way way way
and bring back
Blue eyes and brown hair
Ears that don't have a flair
Normal skin and short nails
Feet that don't look like gaurd rails
Hair that is not so weird
And looks that made me real feared
I just had to eat it when
That toxic stuff arrived
<Chorus>
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