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Weird Al Site:
Um, I don't have one.
Weird Al Club: Weird
Al Club, WAY FC
Weird Al Webring: I don't have
one of these either.
Name:
Kelly Fischer
E-mail: rainbowfeet@home.com
Age: 16
Sex: F
Do you, uh, Bargle
Nawdle Zouss???: Of course!
Every day! :)
Favorite Al-bum:
Even Worse
Favorite Song: If I had to pick,
it would be Six Words Long.
Favorite Polka: Polka Your Eyes
Out
Favorite Parody: Besides my
favorite, The Sga Begins, Yoda, I Love Rocky Road...etc.
Favorite Original: Albuquerque,
Velvet Elvis, The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Buy Me
A Condo, Dare to Be Stupid, the list goes on.
Favorite Band Member: Bermuda!
What band or singer
do you think Al should parody next?:
I don't really care, just as long as it's something!
What song do you think Al should parody
next?: A song that's really popular now, or recently
was. (No title comes to mind. Preferably one that became annoying...)
What band or singer do you think Al should
style parody next?: Hm, I can't say. I'm completely
clueless!
What song or band do you think Al should
include in a polka next?: A Sugar Ray song. I like
them a lot and I would like to have a cross between two of my
favorite artists. That would be fun!
What TV show would
you like to see Al guest star in next?:
Well, I heard a story once that he wanted to guest star on this
Nickelodeon show Space Cases. (I honestly don't believe it,
though.) That was my favorite show EVER and if it were still
on, I would have liked him to be on it... Other than that, I
don't know...
How did you first
hear about Al?: I saw
the Headline News video when it came out.
What's the story behind that?:
Well, it was really late at night and I was still up and I walked
into the living room and my dad was sleeping with the T.V. on.
It was on MTV or something and I watched the video and thought
it was funny. I still didn't know at that point that it was
Al, though. Then I remember when Gump cme out, my dad called
us all into the living room to watch it. He thought it was so
funny, and so did I. But then I got into Al when I saw the Behind
the Music. I just felt like watching it at 11:00 am on July
4, and it completely altered my life.
Have you been to
an Al concert?: Yes!
My very first concert ever!
If so, how many?: Only one...
Concert Experience Story: Well,
I guess it was just your basic normal concert. Nothing exciting,
like the Savage Garden one I saw. Not to say it was a bad experience!
Oh no, it was wonderful! I was 23 rows away and it was a fairly
small place. The one thing I REALLY remember is when he played
"The Night Santa Went Crazy and everyone was yelling along with
it... "Now you're all gonna die!" It was so much fun! And when
he comes back to town, I'm going with my friend T.J. He's the
only other big Al-fan I know. (If you're reading this... Hi
T.J.!!)
Have you ever met
Al?: *sigh* Oh I wish
I did!
If so, do you have a story?:
no... *cries*
Have you ever met any of the band?:
Somebody go get me a tissue! No...
Have you ever tried
a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich?:
I can't say that I have.
If so, what did you think?:
Well, since I haven't I'd like to say what I think I'd think,
but I don't think I'd know what I'd think.
Do you collect Al
items?: I guess I would
if I could find very many.
If so, what's your favorite/most valuable
item?: Well, for Christmas when the Weird Al Live
video came out, I had it on VHS, but my dad bought me the DVD.
I finally got around to trying it out (I just kept forgetting
it), and it wasn't Al! It was the movie Chill Factor with the
Al design on it. I don't even think the movie was out then on
VHS or DVD. I think that might be worth something someday...
Anything else
we should know about you?: Um, I am known in my area
as the queen of storytellers. I have a story for pretty much
everything. I guess you can say it's because life's been pretty
good to me. Except my friend Lesley calls me the Bermuda Triangle
because everything I like goes away. All my favorite T.V. shows,
everything... It's sad, really. And I like to put milk in my
soup and Spaghetti O's in my cottage cheese. Yeah, I'm weird.
Have you made a Parody?:
Yes
Name of Parody: The Night the
'Casers Went Crazy
Original singer/song title:
Al's own The Night Santa Went Crazy
New Lyrics: Well, first I'd
like to say that it's pretty much collectively the feelings
of myself and my friends that love the show Space Cases and
want it back. Yeah. And may I say, it's not to be taken seriously
and it's also not very good. There! I'm done!
"The Night the 'Casers Went Crazy"
Parody of "The Night Santa Went
Crazy" by "Weird Al" Yankovic / New lyrics by Kelly Fischer
Down in the Team Room
all of us were thinking hard
About the good T.V. times
and what to do to Herb
When we came up with a plan
nearly scared us half to death
We'd take charge real fast
all by ourselves
From our head to our toes
we were covered with camo
Like a bunch of younger, smarter, Caser Rambos
And we smiled as we said, with twinkles in our eyes
"Happy fifteenth to all-
now you're all gonna fry!"
The night the Casers went crazy
The night we all went insane
Realized we'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in our brains
Well the office is gone now
we decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces
of letters and Comet*
And we tied up the leaders
and we held the secretaries hostage
And we ground up old shows into
episode sausage
The night the Casers went crazy
The night that we went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around Broadway
Without stepping in office guts
Now there's the national guard and the F.B.I
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
And everyone's dying to know, why why WHY?
My my my my my my
You used to be such jolly guys
Yes Virginia, now now we're all doing time
In a federal prison for our infamous crime
But hey now you guys don't you cry no more tears
We'll be out on good behavior... in 900 more years
But now Herb is in therapy
and his friends are all nervous
And the secretaries got jobs
working for the postal service
And they say that our friends
are on the phone every night
With their lawyers negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' about - the night the Casers went crazy
The night our fragile minds flipped
Broke our backs for not a single answer
Looks to us like we were tired of getting gypped
Wo, the night the Casers went crazy
The night we all went insane
Realized we'd been gettin' a raw deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in our brains
Wo, somethin' finally must've
snapped in our brains
Tell ya, somethin finally must have
snapped... in our brains
*Comet: the abrasive cleaner
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