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Weird Al Site:
I Want My AL-TV!!
Weird Al Club:
Yahoo!: Stupid, 27th,
Club2K, Harvey the Wonder Hamster, Radioactive Hamsters, Bargle
Nawdle Zouss.
MSN: #1 Fans
Weird Al Webring: nonapplicable
as of time being
Name:
Holly B. Helms (aka--"Lolly")
Age: 20
Sex: yes, please! (female)
Favorite Al-bum:
"Off The Deep End"
Favorite Song: "I
Was Only Kidding"
Favorite Polka: "The
Alternative Polka"
Favorite Band Member: AL!!!
(duh!! stupid question!)
How did you first
hear about Al?: when
I was very young, about four years old, and I was watching
MTV and I saw "Eat It"
What's the story behind that?:
I liked to imitate the artists on MTV, and Michael Jackson
was no acception. I tried dancing like Michael in the "Beat
It" video. But then we saw "Eat It" for the first time, and
my mom said that when I did my "Michael Jackson" dance, I
looked like Al doing it.
Have you been to
an Al concert?: yes
If so, how many?: two, so
far
Concert Experience Story:
I went, it changed my life. I met two people from Wisconsin
at a show, and they were a-runnin' through the aisles getting
people to do a wave. And I asked them if they needed help,
because I had a lightsaber. So they said, "Sure!" And that's
the story of how I was running throught the aisles of a "Weird
Al" Yannkovic show wielding a lightsaber.
Have you ever met
Al?: YES!! I have met
God! (hee hee...)
If so, do you have a story?:
Brace yourself. It's kind of long! "Touring With Scissors"
was my first concert. And after the show, I heard that Al
likes to meet his fans afterwards. So I follow other BIG Al-fans
like myself behind the venue to wait for Al. I must have waited
two hours for him. I was hoping I could get Al to sign my
ankle or something. Then Skip comes out, and says that Al
would meet us but he wouldn't be signing autographs or posing
for pictures. So I was nervous because I didn't know what
I was going to say to him. And I was still thinking about
it when some guy takes my hand and starts shaking it and asking,
"Hi there! How are you?" I looked up and...lo and behold,
I was shaking Weird Al's hand!! I went on auto-pilot and babbled
something about Al being my hero and this was my first concert
ever. Al asked me how I liked it, and I said it was excellent.
Then...I don't know WHERE this came from, but I asked him
for a hug. And the next thing I knew, he gave me a hug! The
next year, I had a white bt-shirt with the band pic on it,
and Al was signing autographs that time. But I had decided
I wanted Al to sign my flip-flop. (Why, I don't know.) And
the person in front of me is getting her thingy signed, and
Skip asks me if I had anything for Al to sign. I hold up my
flip-flop. Skip says, "Are you sure?" I said, "Yes, I'm sure!"
Skip goes, "But you have a t-shirt," and yanks it out of my
hands and gives it to Al. Before I could protest, Al looks
up at me, smiles and asks, "Hi, how are ya?" while signing
my t-shirt that I WANTED TO WEAR. I said, "I'm fine, thanks
for asking...Uh, Al? I kind of wanted to WEAR that." He blushes,
and apologizes. Then he says, "Uh, maybe you could put it
on display or something." I thanked him and got another hug.
(Yay!) Now, the t-shirt is on a display hanger in my bedroom,
bearing Al's John Hancock.
Anything
else we should know about you?: I can contort my
body similar to what Al does. I work at a Spencer Gifts store,
and that contributes to my overall level of wackiness, I suppose.
I've been a fan of his since I was a kid.
Have you made a
Parody?: yes, a few
Name of Parody: "Oops!...I
Screwed Up Again" and others
Original singer/song title:
"Oops!...I Did It Again" by Britney
Spears
"Oops!...I Screwed Up Again"
Parody of "Oops!...I Did It
Again" by Britney Spears/ New lyrics by Holly Helms
(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
I think I screwed up again
I made you believe
I hurt my rear end--oh, baby
I might seem like a klutz
But it doesn't mean
That I'm a big yutz
'Cause to mess up these dance steps
That is just so typically me
Oh, baby, baby...
Oops! I screwed up again
These dance moves look hard
They drive me insane
Oh, baby, baby
Oops! You think I'm a klutz
Camera fell from above...
It's just an accident
You see, my problem is this
I've got two left feet
Wishin' my boo-boos would heal when they're kissed
I cry hitting my head
Can't you see I'm a fool?
I'm surprised I'm not dead yet
But to mess up these lyrics
That is just so typically me
Baby--oh...
Oops! I screwed up again
Can't read the cue card
My body's in pain
Oh, baby, baby
Oops! You think I'm a klutz
Camera fell from above...
I'm uncoordinated
(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah....)
Astronaut: Hey, Holly! Before you go, I think you
might have dropped this.
me: Wow! A CD!...Hold on a minute, this is Jewel.
Astronaut: Yes, yes it is.
me: But I don't have any of her CDs. I like Hanson!
Astronaut: You mean, I came all the way up to Mars for
nothing?!
me: Well, you shouldn't have.
Oops! I screwed up again
Blew a fart
I lost the big game, oh baby
Oops! A (oopsies!)
Camera just fell (my bad!)
From above...
It's just an accident
Oops! I screwed up again
These dance moves look hard
They all look the same
Oh baby, baby
Oops! You think I'm a klutz
Camera fell from above...
I'm uncoordinated
Oops! I screwed up again
They dropped my cue card
Start over again
Oh baby, baby
Oops! You think I'm a klutz
Camera fell from above...
It's just an accident----
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