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Name:
PJ Miller
E-mail: ReverseLayup6@aol.com
Age: 12
Sex: Male
Favorite Al-bum:
Definanetley Bad Hair Day
Favorite Song: Dare to be Stupid,
Its all about the pentiums
Favorite Band Member: Dont have
one they all kick
Who should Al parody
next?: DMX or Dr. Dre
or Snoop Dogg or Eminem, someone like that
How did you first
hear about Al?: My Buddy
Stephen
What's the story behind that?:
He starts singing the last verse "I remember Larry" and I thought
it was hilarious. I was crying after he sang the whole song
Have you been to
an Al concert?: Yes
If so, how many?: 1
Concert Experience Story: Nothing
in particular but I loved when he did its all about the pentiums,
dissing P.Diddy and all. Dare to be stupid was cool, but the
absolute best part was when he sang and unrealsed song to the
tune of "My heart will go on".
Have you ever met
Al?: No, would love to
Have you made a Parody?:
Yes
Name of Parody: Mommy smokes
Crack
Original singer/song title:
baby Got Back, Sir MixaLot
"Mommy Smokes Crack"
Parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir
MixaLot/ New lyrics by PJ Miller
My Mom gets high and I can not lie
My other brothers can deny
When ma walks in lookin' really waste
And a cig'rete in her mouth
I feel dumb
I wish I was hung
'Cause you noticed that she was STONED
Then look at the shes staring
Im sick but I cant stop starin'
Oh Mo-my I wanna wit ya
And slap your kissa
My buddies try to warn me
but pot in your mouth makes
YOU SO UGLY
Oh Pocket o' dope sticks
You say you cant afford a pen?
Well Ok, Alright
But one day Itll come to bite (Dog barking)
You never go dancing
You say the hell with romancin'
Your your outta bread, red layin' there like the dead.
Im tired of magazines
Saying turn in your mom-ee
Take an averge teen and ask him that
"Ill buy her a pack"
So Bruddas (Yeah) Bruddas (yeah)
Are you sick of mamas smoke (Hell yeah)
So break it (Break it) Break it (Break it)
Break those nasty things
Mommy smokes crack.
(33 with 52 face!)
She getting round, and big
Throwin away all the big..
I just cant help myself
I start eating like a cannibal
But Im, eating a sandal!
I wanna cock my fist
And (bang) punch you in (bang bang)
I aint talking bout a bat boy
I just askin for a toy
She wears um real high and skimpy
She goes around lookin for trouble
Cant even blow a bubble
Im lookin at good videos
Looking at mamas buying kids CLOTHES
Mas acting like a bimbo
She hasn't figured out a yo-yo
A word to all my sistas
Dont get around her
she'll cus and hit ya
But you getta a date when you say u wanna
which is like neva!
But mama keep just smokin on
Thats why i sing this song
muther aint gonna like it
"but shes not around to see it
Shes hort and in charge
(ha) well take care o that
So sistas (yeah) sistas (yeah)
You gettin pissed at moma! (Yeah)
Then turn around grab them all
Them momas gonna shout
Baby give back!
(32 with a 55 face)
Yeah Baby
When it comes to mothers
I aint got jack! And no selection
2-1-52
Thats when shes up
Mom gonna buy a honda
Looking like a drunk Fonda
But Fonda wont be leavin, cause she aint getting a Honda
Sit her on a chair, look her in the eyes
"Starts doing bends and situp and please lose that butt."
My Brothas were playin hard role
and stayed by my every word
So she got up and ran it
My sistas were quick to stop it
I said "You're fat.
You down wit dat?
Your waist will be small and your curves will be kickin.
And you aint leavin."
After bout 3 hours of workin
she said that she was sorry
"Sorry aint gonna cut it, Ma"
But my sista couldn't resist 'ur
She leaned right down and hugged her
That knucklehead tried dis.
But that seemed to do the trick!
She stood up and we gathered around her
She said that she was sorry
That she would be a better Mommy
We dialed up Our Daddy
told him she was clean
Daddy came back.
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