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Weird Al Site:
Sorry, Nothing
Weird Al Club: Still
nothing
Name:
Seth (again)
Age: 13
Sex: Still
not sure (male)
Location: Pluto
Do you, uh, Bargle
Nawdle Zouss???: I'll
answer you once I know what the heck that means
Favorite Al-bum:
Off the Deep End and Alapalooza
Favorite Song: Smells
Like Nirvana, Everything You Know is Wrong, The Night Santa
Went Crazy, and Why Does This Always Happen To Me.
Favorite Polka: Alternative
Polka
Favorite Parody: Smells
Like Nirvana
Favorite Original: Everything
You Know is Wrong, The Night Santa Went Crazy, and Why Does
This Always Happen To Me. (looking at all familiar?)
Favorite Unreleased Song:
I'll Repair For You
Favorite Music Video:
Maybe Nirvana, or You Don't Love
Me Anymore
Favorite Band Member:
Bermuda or Jay, but it took me a
while to realize there was another band member...
Favorite Weird Al
quote: From UHF looking
in Al Capone's glove compartment... "And we have, "GASP",
road maps!"
What band or singer
do you think Al should parody next?: Hillary
Duff
What song do you think Al should parody
next?: Something
by Hillary Duff, as long as it's violent and particularly cruel
towards dumb, lip-syncing blondes.
What band or singer do you think Al should
style parody next?: Eminem
What song or band do you think Al should
include in a polka next?: One
Thousand Miles by Vannessa Carlton, and preferably very brutal
towards the various oh-oh-ohs scattered throughout her song.
What music video would you like to see
Al parody next?: I
dunno (eye twitches)
Who would you like
to hear cover an Al song?: Simon
Cowell
Which song would you like them to cover?:
Everything You Know is Wrong
What song would you
like to see a video for that doesn't have one?: The
Night Santa Went Crazy (with unrated violence)
What TV show would
you like to see Al guest star in next?: The
next Presidential Debate, or Survivor
How did you first
hear about Al?: Friend
What's the story behind that?:
Recited lines from Christmas at
Ground Zero and I cracked up and watched the music video on
the internet and cracked up harder and eventually bought an
al-bum, then another, then another...
Have you been to
an Al concert?: Nope
If so, how many?: Still
No
Concert Experience Story:
Story hasn't changed
Have you ever met
Al?: NO
If so, do you have a story?:
Are you trying to hurt my feelings
Have you ever met any of the band?:
Cuz it sure as heck is working
If so, who?: My
mom said to ignore bullies...
Do you have a story?:
Darn, it isn't working!
Have you ever tried
a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich?: I
heard those cause cancer, along with bubble gum and listening
to Bush's State of the Union addresses...
If so, what did you think?:
And dressing in purple, watching
Mary-Kate and Ashley home videos and listening to Bill O'Reilly
talk more than once a month may cause serious heart conditions.
Do you collect Al
items?: Al-bums
If so, what's your favorite/most valuable
item?: My 11 al-bums
and my money
Anything else
we should know about you?: I hear silent voices calling
me late at night, I often drill holes in my older brother's
head, I often think I have an older brother (which I don't),
and I just felt the sudden urge to make a complete fool of myself
on the world wide web.
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