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Weird
Al Site: http://weirdsteve07.homestead.com/smg.html
or http://smg27.homestead.com/27.html
Name:
Steve
E-mail: stevengould@usa.net
Age: 12
Sex: male
Do
you, uh, Bargle Nawdle Zouss???:
yeah, of course
Favorite
Al-bum:
Running with Scissors
Favorite Song: Dare To Be Stupid
Favorite Polka: Polka Power
Favorite Parody: I Think I'm
A Clone Now
Favorite Original: The Night
Santa Went Crazy
Favorite Band Member: Bermuda(
I'm a drummer )
What
band or singer do you think Al should parody next?:
Blink 182
What song do you think Al should parody
next?: Whats My Age Again?
What band or singer do you think Al should
style parody next?: Himself, that would be kind of
cool!
What song or band do you think Al should
include in a polka next?: Blink182
What
TV show would you like to see Al guest star in next?:
Simpsons
How
did you first hear about Al?:
The Eat It Guy!
What's the story behind that?:
I had a friend who had every album and i thought hmm... what
a neat guy(don't you agree?)
Have
you been to an Al concert?:
yeah
If so, how many?: 1
Concert Experience Story: Nothing
much except i mastered the leg-behind-the-head-manuever!
Have
you ever met Al?:
no
If so, do you have a story?:
no story, no nothing
Have you ever met any of the band?:
no
If so, who?: no one
Do you have a story?: nope,
sorry though
Have
you ever tried a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich?:
oh yeah!
If so, what did you think?:
The Best Next To Ice Cream!
Do
you collect Al items?:
uh huh
If so, what's your favorite/most valuable
item?: or my awesome drawings
Anything
else we should know about you?: i was in a talent
show and did Smells Like Nirvana!(pics below)
Name
of Parody:
Pretty Fly For A Dead Guy
Original singer/song title:
By Offspring "Pretty Fly For A White Guy"
"Pretty
Fly For A Dead Guy"
Parody
of "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by Offspring / New lyrics
by Steve Gould
(Evil demon guy, awaken!)
Bow and serve me, zombies!
(Ugh-ugh, ugh-ugh!)
Bow and serve me, zombies!
(Ugh-ugh, ugh-ugh!)
Bow and serve me, zombies!
(Ugh-ugh, ugh-ugh!)
And all the zombies say I'm pretty fly for a dead guy!
[instrumental break]
Zombies, ghouls, wraiths, come and eat some human brains!
You know it's kind of hard
Just to resurrect today!
Our master has no soul
But he'll take yours anyway!
He may not have a pulse
And he may kind of smell,
But now that he's come back
He'll make the Earth a living Hell!
So it's too late to get away!
You know he's got a million minions from the grave!
Gonna get a taste of the human race!
Those gooey brains! Those gooey brains!
So if you're deceased your flesh will be our feast!
At least then you'll know you'll become an evil undead beast!
The world needs more zombies,
So, ah, hey, hey, do that undead thing!
Cower at me, mortals!
(Aiee! Aiee!)
Cower at me, mortals!
(Aiee! Aiee!)
Cower at me, mortals!
(Aiee! Aiee!)
And all my victims say I'm pretty fly!
(For a dead guy!)
He needs virgin blood
For the elixir of life!
One girl doesn't have enough
So he had to kidnap five!
Now all rejuvenated,
Calls up servants from the past,
And by next midnight
They're gonna kick some living ass!
He's passed away and it feels great!
You know it's really never too soon to be late!
He's gonna find your town and burn it down!
He'll eat your brains, he'll eat your brains!
So if you're alive and hoping to survive
All you can do is pray you're not around when they arrive!
The world is on its knees
To, ah, hey, hey, our undead king!
Now he's getting all the humans!
He's having some fun!
He rips out people's spleens
And he stuffs them up their bums!
Villagers dying so fast
With their flesh all ripped,
It's getting hard to find
Intact corpses for his crypt!
(Please don't kill me, zombies!)
Mwa-ha, mwa-ha!
(Please don't kill me, zombies!)
Mwa-ha, mwa-ha!
(Please don't kill me, zombies!)
Mwa-ha, mwa-ha!
Zombies, ghouls, wraiths, overthrow the human race!
So now you're slain, with blood all drained!
You know it's shocking how much one person contains!
'Cause when you've lost your head you know you're dead!
They ate your brains, they ate your brains!
So the plot was lame, the movie was insane,
At least then you know that it kept the children entertained!
The world needs more zombies,
Ah, and other scary things,
So, ah, let's watch some more B-movies
And, ah, hey, hey, do that undead thing!
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