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Name:
Jessie
E-mail: tooweird4schu@aol.com
or rockstarreina@aol.com
Age: 16
Sex: I am independant
woman. Hear me f%*#ing roar!
Favorite Al-bum:
Off the Deep End
Favorite Song: Dare
To Be Stupid
Favorite Polka: Angry
White Boy Polka
Favorite Parody: Jerry
Springer
Favorite Original:
Your Horoscope For Today
Favorite Unreleased Song:
Free Delivery
Favorite Music Video:
I actually haven't seen many videos...:^(
Favorite Band Member:
Um...it's hard to pick faves!
Favorite Weird Al
quote: "I like your tie. It's
very new wave." HE SAID THAT TO ME!!!
What band or singer
do you think Al should parody next?:
Britney Spears
What song do you think Al should
parody next?: "Just A Girl"
by No Doubt or "I'd Do Anything" by Simple Plan...I could see
Al making that into something really funny.
What band or singer do you think
Al should style parody next?: All the pop-punk bands
(i.e. Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, New Found Glory).
What song or band do you think
Al should include in a polka next?: Something really
depressing like "Stay Together For the Kids" by Blink 182.
What music video would you like
to see Al parody next?: "Smooth
Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm. I would love to see Al improve
the best video ever made.
Who would you like
to hear cover an Al song?: Simple
Plan
Which song would you like them
to cover?: They're kind of goofy so maybe...Wanna
B Ur Lovr
What song would you
like to see a video for that doesn't have one?:
Your Horoscope For Today
What TV show would
you like to see Al guest star in next?:
Since he already starred on "The Simpsons," I'd say "Whose Line
Is It Anyway?"
How did you first
hear about Al?: Through my neighbor.
(Thanks Matt!)
What's the story behind that?:
His friend bought him "Running With Scissors" for his birthday,
and he told me to listen to it. Well, I thought that "Your Horoscope
For Today" was absolutley the funniest song I'd ever heard,
but he wasn't even paying attention to it! I'm like "Matt, listen
to this part! It's so funny!!!" but he just wouldn't pay attention.
Well, of course I had to borrow it from him, so then I put it
on my computer until I had all the songs memorized. I was so
excited about actually buying the cd I followed my mom around
the house singing "Albuquerque" all day long. I was drivin'
her nuts! So I finally bought it, and now I'm hooked forever.
The End.
Have you been to
an Al concert?: YES!!!
If so, how many?: TWO!!!
Concert Experience Story:
For the FIRST concert, itt's not really the actual concert that's
so interesting to tell but the getting of the tickets that's
so interesting. When I found out Al was going to be in Michigan,
the first thing I did was bug my mom for tickets. Plus, since
it was right around my birthday I told her that'd be my present,
but since the concert was three hours away, I was really doubting
that I would get to go. So on the night of my birthday, I came
home from cheering at the football game, and my parents and
grandparents were all eating supper, when Mom pulls out my presents,
and at this point I'm really freakin out cuz there was a little
box on the top. So anyway, after figuring out the tickets aren't
in the card, and aren't hidden anywhere in the bigger box (clothes...pssh),
I come to the little box, and my heart is pounding as I open
the box to reveal...gloves. Yes, gloves. Not like, thick winter
gloves either. Like those thin "one size fits all" gloves. So,
as my face got noticeably lower, I decided to humor them and
put the gloves on, but first I had to take out the cardboard
piece connecting them, so I reach into the gloves, and the cardboard
comes out unattached. But wait! It wasn't the cardboard! IT
WAS TICKETS!!!! I sat there for a minute, staring at them in
awe that I was going to see my hero live. As I gripped the tickets
my face got bright red and (yes, I'm ashamed to admit this,
but it's something ANY AL FAN WOULD DO!!!) I started to cry
I was so happy. All that night I was hopping around the house
like a rabbit or something. I couldn't sleep. It was great.
Well, the day of the concert came and I still hadn't decided
who to take with me, but the thing is, I couldn't decide during
the day because I had a cheerleading competition that day, three
hours away in the OTHER direction. Let's just say I was pumped
all day. When I got home we had to leave a little while later
to go pick up my friend and my brother (I was desperate. I couldn't
find anyone else.). So we're driving three hours away, as I'm
hopping up and down in the backseat, basically screaming "Are
we there yet? Are we there yet?" like a five y/o kid going to
Disneyland. Then I hear Mom start to get angry. Uh-oh. Not good.
"Everything OK, Mom?" SHE TOOK A WRONG TURN!!!!! Here I am,
waiting to see the one and only Prince of Parody "Weird Al"
Yankovic, my hero, AND SHE TOOK A WRONG TURN!!!! So basically
now I'm freaking out in the backseat pratically strangling Mom,
but we made it there OK and on time. I was so excited just to
see the marquee lights (OK so it wasn't a marquee light, more
like one of those signs w/ the letters you put in that you see
on stores, but whatever) announce ""Weird Al" Yankovic in concert"!!!!
We get in there and (I'm sorry to stereotype but...) nerds everywhere.
Mom was kind of scared but I was dying of anticipation. Sitting
in our actual seats was even more torture. I needed something
to smash or break or wreck I was so tense. I needed a stress
ball or something. You know what works just as well? Trying
to rip the plastic on Skittles wrappers. I stretched that stuff
out so much. So there I am, trying to rip this wrapper, and
some big fat guy comes out on stage. I'm like "Who is THIS guy?!
I didn't pay to see him!!" (which was true because Mom paid
not me.) So for 15 minutes I had to suffer even more in anticipation,
but in the end it was worth it. A wonderful show was put on,
and I bought a T-Shirt afterwards. On the way home, drifting
off to sleep I remember telling Mom "If we get in a car crash
on the way home and die, I'll die happy." For the SECOND concert,
I went with two of my friends. The day the tickets went on sale,
my brother went on line to buy the tickets and we got SIXTH
ROW TICKETS!!! Better than last time, when we were in the balcony...but
this time...SIXTH ROW!!! When we got to the show, it was awesome,
the best thing I've ever seen...definetly a high point in my
life so far. Now for AFTER the concert read the next question...
Have you ever met
Al?: YES!!
If so, do you have a story?:
I heard that Al waited after the shows sometimes to meet the
fans, so I was asking a few people if they knew anything about
it, but nobody did until I went outside and saw a crowd around
a big bus! (Duh!) So we waited for about an hour in a crowd
of about 50. Finally he came out and we all had to get in a
single file line and wait. So I waited. When it was MY turn,
I was so freaking excited that I practically pushed the person
before me out of the way. So I hand him my ticket to sign and
smile to my friend who was taking a picture. I stood back up
and thought "I wanna touch his hair." It was so poofy! But I
decided not to. He handed me my ticket and said "I like your
tie! It's very new wave." I barely squawked out a "Thanks!"
and turned and waited for my friends to go through. I skipped
to the car, and sat bouncing up and down singing the whole way
home. It was awesome. I'm still excited by it.
Have you ever met any of the band?:
No, but I do have a story about one...
If so, who?: It was
Steve.
Do you have a story?:
We were waiting by the bus and all of a sudden, this guy with
a bike helmet comes out and walks through the crowd, gets on
a bike, and rides away! I'm pretty sure it was him, and I wondered
why nobody else was like "Hey! It's Steve!"
Have you ever tried
a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich?: No,
we never buy any Cheez Whiz.
Do you collect Al
items?: Just his CD's and T-Shirts.
If so, what's your favorite/most
valuable item?: MY AUTOGRAPHED TICKET!!
Anything else
we should know about you?: I am a cheerleader. 5th
IN THE STATE!!!! Will I survive? WE WILL SURVIVE! HEY HEY!!
Have you made a Parody?:
Um, sorta.
Name of Parody: It
doesn't really have a name...
Original singer/song title:
"It's Been Awhile" by Staind
New Lyrics: It's been
awhile since I've been clean. And it's been awhile...since I
took a shower It's been awhile, since I shaved my legs up there...and
it's been awhile... thats all i have so far...it came to me
in the shower lol..but i forgot it.
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