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Weird Al Site:
Coming Soon (as soon as my mom gets the other computer working
again.......)
Tentative Name: www.dudewheresmyweirdal?.com
Weird Al Club: AOL Board, WAY
FC, Official Clergy of the Church of Yankovia
Weird Al Webring: Not right
now
Name:
Eric (aka SWIRLY)
E-mail: Emso90@aol.com
Age: 11
Sex: Male
Do you, uh, Bargle
Nawdle Zouss???: Yeah
Dude! I'm addicted!
Favorite Al-bum:
Can't Decide - Probably RWS
Favorite Song: Albequerque,I'm
Stuck in a closet with Vanna White, Pretty Fly for a Rabbi,
Alternative Polka, Another One rides the bus, Dare to be Stupid,
Nature Trail to Heck...umm....I'm not done yet...
Favorite Polka: Polka Power
Favorite Parody: Pentiums
Favorite Original: the night
santa went crazy
Favorite Music Video: Either
"Pentiums" or "Stupid". A "Rabbi" video would be hilarious!
Favorite Band Member: Jon Bermuda
Schwarz
What band or singer
do you think Al should parody next?:
Uncle Kracker
What song do you think Al should parody
next?: "Thong
Song" "Baby Got Back" Lady Marmalade. The video would be hilarious!
What band or singer do you think Al should
style parody next?: *NSync
What song or band do you think Al should
include in a polka next?: Train,"Drops of Jupiter"
Who would you like
to hear cover an Al song and why?:
Sum 41 and Alien Ant Farm doing Albequerque would be hilarious!!!!!!
What TV show do you
think Al should guest star in next?:
Survivor!!!!!
How did you first
hear about Al?: When
I was 5 and a half, I saw Smells like Nirvana on VH1.
What's the story behind that?:
My dad likes VH1 and he left the room with that on. I looked
up and thought, "Geez, that guy is strange." I also found some
Weird Al records in the basement when I was 6. (Ricky,My Bologna)
Have you been to
an Al concert and if so, how many?:
I've been to two concerts.
Concert Experience Story: While
I was waiting in line for the Touring with Scissors, some guy
in a Jedi suit comes up and asks me , "Do you know where Master
Yoda is?" and I said , "UUUhhhhhhhhhh...... No." And he bowed,
said "May the Force be with you," and left. I saw ten more Jedi
people that nite.
Have you ever met
Al?: No but my mom won't
leave the next concert we go to till we see Al! : )
Have you ever met any of the band?:
No
Have you ever tried
a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich?:
I had a Twinkie Weiner sandwich today.
If so, what did you think?:
Ain't half bad!
Do you collect Al
items?: Yeah
If so, what's your favorite/most valuable?:
UHF Promo Video
Anything
else we should know about you?: Ummmmmm....... I
make parodies. I also have the promo UHF video.
Have you made a Parody?:
Yes, lots.
Name of Parody: "Ugly","Bad
Hair Day", "Soda Pop",etc. etc.
Original singer/song title:
"Lucky"-Britney Spears "Beautiful
Day"-U2 "Pop"-*NSYNC
"Ugly"
Parody of "Lucky" by Britney Spears
/ New lyrics by Eric Swirly
(This is a story about a girl named I don't
know)
Early Morning, she wakes up
And she looks into the mirror it shatters to pieces
Well dontcha know she's a living wart kingdom BABY
Isn't she ugly this hollywood girl (I mean mistake)
Chorus:
And they say, she's so ugly, she's a fart, she's got as much
IQ
as a dumb PopTart baby! She's so ugly, but who cares to know
when she's maaaaaaakin a million bucks per show!
Ay Ay what's her name
(And the winner for ugliest actress goes to... Britney!)
(Why you son of a BEEP)
Ay Ay What's her name
(This is Carson Daly reporting for MTV waiting for..... O my
God
that's not Britney Spears! Run for your life! )
Isn't she ugly this hollywood freeee-eeak?
And SHE is so ugly but why do they like her? She is so ugly,
I'm
so sick of her she needs a makeover Baby!
CHORUS
She's so ugly but who cares to know when she's making a million
bucks per
shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww......
COUGH COUGH GASP WHEEZE COUGH
"Bad Hair Day"
Parody of "Beautiful Day" by U2
/ New lyrics by Eric Swirly
The sun comes up....that's when I awake I scream in terror...my
head's been hit by an earthquake It's time for school but I
don't dare leave the house There's one thing for sure....I really
need some Hair Mousse
Chorus:
Bad Hair Day! Really need a comb baby! Bad Hair Day!Gimme a
hat now, I'm going crazy! How much is detangler,about a buck?
Go get it baby, cause my hair's been demolished by a truck!!!!
"Soda Pop"
Parody of "Pop" by *NSYNC / New
lyrics by Eric Swirly
Soda Pop (Glug Glug)
-Scratching-
(Glug Glug) Sick n tired of hearin all these people talk about
Whats the deal with this soda pop, and when is it gonna run
out?
The thing you gotta realize that cola is the best
This soda pop is awesome we're gonna drink it till the end
PASS THE COKE NOW
Take one chug and it'll blow you outta your mind
PASS THE COKE NOW
Ya know Dr.Pepper well that's just one of a kind
PASS THE COKE NOW
You can have Kool Aid and you can keep your Sobe too
PASS THE COKE NOW
But this soda pop now that's the thing for you
-Chorus-
Everyone come try! The caffeine gets you hyped! We'll never
know
why, but Pepsi rules alright! Everyone come try! The caffeine
gets you hyped ! We'll never know why but Pepsi rules alright!
-End Of Chorus-
SodaPop It's one drink you can't stop I wanna have some... Soda
Pop! Now Now Now Now N-N-N-Now why ya wanna try to classify
the
taste of Mountain Dew? We're just drinkin what we like and we
say the same for you. You can have some orange soda well that's
the stuff I love, you can have a whole 12 pack but that's just
not enough
PASS THE COKE NOW
Now you Pro-Bab-Ly wouldn't be-lieve this
PASS THE COKE NOW
But everyday I drink 27 gallons of this
PASS THE COKE NOW
Look at this Sierra Mist ,why don't you take a chug
PASS THE COKE NOW
Cuz I'm the president of the soda chuggin club
CHORUS
Yo, I ain't gonna stop drinkin
SOLO
CHORUS
CHORUS
Soda Pop- GLUG
(Eew- Carbonated)
[ALL LYRICS PROPERTY OF ERIC SWIRLY INC]
"BREAKFAST"
Parody of "Last Resorts" by Papa
Roach / New lyrics by Eric Swirly (Co Written by Eric McGinness)
CHORUS
Cut my Toast into pieces
This is my Capn Crunch
Cinnamon now No breathing
Don't give a churn if I don't got no butter
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Cut my toast into pieces I've got the Capn Crunch Cinnamon now
No breathing Don't give a churn if I don't got no butter do
you even care if I give toast to my mother? Would it be wrong
would it be right if I made waffles tonight? Chances are dynamite
Toaster Muffins at a sight and some complimentary pancakes
Cuz I'm losing myself losing jelly all this breakfast makes
me
go crazy losing myself losing jelly all this breakfast makes
me
go crazy
CHORUS
(I Can't Eat This)
(I need Take Out)
CHORUS
I pour milk and I'm eating
I'm eating
I'm eating
I'm eating
I'm eating!
CHORUS
I can't eat this
I need take
OUT!!!!!
Coming to a radio station near you (hopefully)
The new album by SWIRLY
"Still Untitled"
Featuring the chart-topping hits (Psyche!)"Ugly", "Soda Pop",
and "Breakfast"
8 27 01
hamsters will rule the planet.
SWIRLY's Boy Scout Troop
I'm 2nd last on the right, second row
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