I'm gonna buy me a condo.
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart.
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting.
And get de wallet full o' credit cards.
I gonna buy me a condo.
Never have to mow de lawn. (ah--, ah--)
Gonna get me de T-shirt
With the alligator on.

Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks,
T'row away all me ganja.
I'll have a Tupperware party,
Maybe join me a health spa. (ah--, ah--)
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruit,
And a microwave oven too. (ah--, ah--)
Then I'll have the neighbors over
For a weenie barbecue.

Gonna buy me a condo.
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart.
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting.
Get de wallet full of credit cards, oh oh,
I gonna buy me a condo.
Never have to mow de lawn. (ah--, ah--)
I get de funny little T-shirt
With the alligator on.

Ain't gonna work in the field no more.
Gonna be Amway distributor.
Ain't gonna work in the field no more, no, no.
Gonna be Amway distributor.
(Jah) Jah, jah, jah,
Life is so very hard,
I need a (jah) jah, jah, jah
Jacuzzi in me backyard.

Gonna buy me a condo.
Gonna buy me a cuisinart.
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting.
N'get de wallet full of credit cards.
I gonna buy me a condo.
Never have to mow de lawn. (Never got to mow de lawn)
Gonna get me de T-shirt
With the alligator on.

What you say?

Gonna buy me a condo.
Gonna buy me a cuisinart.
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting.
Get de wallet full of credit cards.
I gonna buy me a condo.
Never have to mow de lawn.
Gonna get me de T-shirt
With the alligator on.

What you say?