I Think I'm A Clone Now

 

Parody of "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tiffany

Isn't it strange?
Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror.
What would people say,
If only they knew that I was
Part of some geneticist's plan,
Born to be a carbon copy man.
There in a petri dish, late one night,
They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg, and so I say

I think I'm a clone now. (a clone now)
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around.
I think I'm a clone now, (a clone now)
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.

Look at the way
We go out walkin' close together.
I guess you could say
I'm really beside myself.
I still remember how it began,
They produced a carbon copy man.
Born in a science lab, late one night.
Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view.

I think I'm a clone now. (a clone now)
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around.
I think I'm a clone now, (a clone now)
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.

I think I'm a clone now, (a clone now)
And I can stay at home while I'm out of town.
I think I'm a clone now, (a clone now)
'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down.

Signing autographs for my fans,
Come and meet the carbon copy man.
Livin' in stereo, it's all right.
Well, I can be my own best friend, and I can send myself for pizza, so I say

I think I'm a clone now.
Another one of me's always hangin' around.
I think I'm a clone now,
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.

I think I'm a clone now. ( a clone now)
I've been on Oprah Winfrey, I'm world-renowned.
I think I'm a clone now. (a clone now)
And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down.

I think I'm a clone now. (a clone now)
That's my genetic twin, always hangin' around.
I think I'm a clone now. (a clone now)
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.
I think I'm a clone now. (a clone now)



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