Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand,
But plumbing is one thing I don't understand.
It's true. (Haven't got a clue)

B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem.
When I flush the john, the shower goes on.
(Baby) Now whatcha gonna do?

If drano's a joke and your plunger is broke.
Baby call the mensch with the monkey-wrench.
(Baby) He'll be there for you. (you you)

Shower's backing up (Up up)
Water won't go down (Down down)
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba baby.
Don't forget my plumber.
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba baby. (Baby baby baby)
Sink's been backed-up all Summer.
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba baby. (Baby baby baby)
Better call the plumber. He'll know what to do.

Pipes been blowing up
Pipes been breaking down
And the carpet's soaked, right through.
Ba-ba ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba-ba ba ba ba Kitchen's flooded too.
Ba-ba ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba-ba ba ba ba Girl, you know it's true.

B-b-b-betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer.
If he works for one day, costs you half a years pay.
(Baby) He can be here by two.
So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash.
Makin' service calls in his overalls.
(Baby) He'll do his best for you. (You you)

Sewers backing up (Up up)
Got you feeling down (Down down)
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba baby.
Don't forget my plumber. (Plumber plumber)
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba baby. (Baby baby baby)
Leaky pipes are a bummer.
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba baby. (Baby baby baby)
Time to call the plumber. (Plumber plumber) Maybe call a few.

Got a problem with plumbing? (Gotta problem with plumbing)
Gotta blame it on something. (Gotta blame it on something)
Blame it on the drain that was cloggin' cloggin'.
Blame it on the faucet that drips all night.
If hairballs, grease and goo won't let the water through,
Blame it on the drain, yea yea.