Yo quiero chimichungas y chile colorado.
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado.
Las flautas y tamales siempre muy bueno.
Y el chile relleno.

You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada.
That's right, I want the whole enchilada.
My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla.
I need a quesadilla.

I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbon.
With my friends or when I'm all alone.
Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero.
Un burrito ranchero.

So give me something spicy and hot now.
Break out the menu, what you got now?
Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side.
You better make sure the beans are refried.

Taco ... Grande ... Taco ... Grande ...

Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me.
That's why I order two or three.
Let me give you a tip. Just try a nacho chip.
It's really good with bean dip.

I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos.
Pretty soon I can't fit in my speedos.
Well I hope they feed us alot of chicken fahitas,
And a pitcher of magaritas.

Well the combonation plates all come with beans and rice.
The taquitos here are very nice.
Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese.
And could you make that seperate checks please?

Taco ... Grande ... Taco ... Grande ...

Buenos noches Senor y bienvenidos al Enrico's Casa de Salsa. Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos. Se puedo recommendar el ardiente pollo al infierno. Muy delicioso. Sus ojos se quemaran. Su estomago estaran en fuego. Se quedaran en el bano por una semana. Entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?

Well the food is coming, I can hardly wait.
Now watch your fingers, careful, hot plate.
What do you think you are doing with my chile con queso?
Well if you want some, just say so.