They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago.
They looked so sweet and harmless. Tell me, how was I to know?
They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to
my surprise.
They grew to forty-thousand times their original size.
They started mutating right before my eyes, oh my.
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars.
A race from a distant place, they came in UFO's shaped just
like Cuban cigars.
Man, oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal.
Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel.
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars.
The President, he's in a panic. the Pentigon, they're in
shock.
Their's a team of research scientists.
They've got them working 'round the clock.
Now the National Guard is out in my backyard,
And the Marines will be comin' around.
I hope they get those lousy rodents out of my town.
Cause the property values are goin' way down now.
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars.
They're back and they're lookin for a snack.
And they're not that fond of Burger King or salad bars.
I hope they're not plannin' to stay. Who invited 'em here,
anyway?
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars.
Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp.
And there's one the size of Central Park.
They're usin' telephone poles to pick their teeth.
They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark.
Well, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys,
You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot.
They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world.
But you gotta admit they're really kinda cute, now.
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars.
What a racket they're makin', Jack,
They keep me up at night playin' their electric guitars.
Listen to 'em squeal.
They think the whole stinkin'world is their exercise wheel.
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars.
Hey, Jack, you better watch your back,
Here come those hamsters from a planet near Mars
