Weird Snacks

 

Weird Al's Favorite Snacks



-Choose A Snack-


Frozen Waffle & Sardine Nachos

Jelly Bean & Pickle Sandwich

Raw Potato & Gummi Worm Surprise

Cheeze Whiz & Jelly Bean Sandwich

Ice Cream & Carrot Sandwich

Moldy Pita Bread

Twinkie Weiner Sandwich


~Frozen Waffle & Sardine Nachos~
  • Waffles (Frozen or not, it's your choice)
  • Nacho Cheese
  • Sardines
  • Jalapenos
  • Motor Oil (If you plan on eating this, DO NOT add this)
  • Shaved Chocolate
  • First take your waffles. Frozen or not, it's your choice. Then add the nacho cheese, sardines, and jalapenos. This next ingredient was of course just a joke, so if you plan on eating this, DO NOT ADD THE MOTOR OIL! Then, add the secret ingredient.....shaved chocolate. Al prefers to use an electric razor over the blade kind, he says it just tastes better that way. After the chocolate is added, you're done! Enjoy!

     

    ~Jelly Bean & Pickle Sandwich~
  • Bread (your choice)
  • Jelly Beans (any kind you want)
  • Pickles (again, any kind you like)
  • First take your bread. Any kind, just pick your favorite. Then add your jelly beans. You can pick your favorites or just grab a handful. Finally add the pickles. Whatever kind you like. Although you'd probably be better off with the sandwich ones. After that, your done. You could of course add any kind of spread. I'm not sure if there's any used on the real "Jelly Bean & Pickle Sandwich", but you can add it if you'd like. Enjoy!

     

    ~Raw Potato & Gummi Worm Surprise~
  • Raw Potato (DO NOT WASH!, unless of course you want to actually eat an unwashed potato)
  • Gummi Worms
  • Ink (I don't think I have to tell you to NOT ADD THIS IF YOU PLAN TO EAT!)
  • First get a raw potato. DO NOT WASH! Then cut it in half. Sprinkle with gummi worms. Then top with your favorite brand of ink. Enjoy!

     

    ~Cheeze Whiz & Jelly Bean Sandwich~
  • Cheeze Whiz (any flavor)
  • Jelly Beans (any kind/s)
  • Horse Radish
  • Sesame Seed Bun
  • Begin with your sesame seed bun. You can use another kind of bun if you don't like sesame seed. Then spread on your horse radish. Add your jelly beans then finish by adding the cheeze whiz. That's it, you're done! Enjoy!

     

    ~Ice Cream & Carrot Sandwich~
  • Whole Wheat Bread
  • Ice Cream (your choice)
  • Carrots
  • Twinkies
  • Mustard
  • Start off with your whole wheat bread. Then spread on your mustard. Use as much as you like. Next add your twinkie. Then the carrots. You can cut them if you want, but you don't have to. End with your ice cream, any kind that you'd like. Enjoy!

     

    ~Moldy Pita Bread~
  • Moldy Pita Bread
  • This one I DO NOT recommend eating. But, here's the instructions anyway. First, look around your house until you find a very old piece of pita bread. Make sure it's extremely moldy, or you have to come back later when it's moldy. Also make sure there's a microscopic civilization growing on it, if not, it's not good. Finally, stuff your face and enjoy!

     

    ~Twinkie Weiner Sandwich~
  • Twinkie
  • Cheeze Whiz
  • Hot Dog
  • This is of course the most known Weird Al snack. So if you haven't had one or just didn't know how to make one, here's how!

    First take your twinkie. Turn it over so the flat side is up. Cut from end to end, but DO NOT cut all the way in half. The best way to describe it is to cut it like a hot dog bun. I recommend using a plastic knife (that's the kind Al uses in his movie UHF). Then, stick the hot dog between the "bun" (the twinkie). Please make sure the hot dog is somehow cooked. You can micro wave it until heated all the way through, of you can boil it in hot water. You can wait until it cools, or eat it warm. Finally, add your cheeze whiz and you're good to go! There you have it, you've now made the almighty Twinkie Weiner Sandwich! You can Eat It now, or you can dunk it in milk, just like Al did. Enjoy!




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