Al's Favorite Snacks
Waffle & Sardine Nachos
Jelly Bean & Pickle Sandwich
Raw Potato & Gummi Worm Surprise
Cheeze Whiz & Jelly Bean Sandwich
Ice Cream & Carrot Sandwich
Moldy Pita Bread
Twinkie Weiner Sandwich
Waffle & Sardine Nachos~
(Frozen or not, it's your choice)
(If you plan on eating this, DO NOT add this)
take your waffles. Frozen or not, it's your choice.
Then add the nacho cheese, sardines, and jalapenos.
This next ingredient was of course just a joke, so if
you plan on eating this, DO NOT ADD THE MOTOR OIL! Then,
add the secret ingredient.....shaved chocolate. Al prefers
to use an electric razor over the blade kind, he says
it just tastes better that way. After the chocolate
is added, you're done! Enjoy!
Bean & Pickle Sandwich~
(any kind you want)
(again, any kind you like)
take your bread. Any kind, just pick your favorite.
Then add your jelly beans. You can pick your favorites
or just grab a handful. Finally add the pickles. Whatever
kind you like. Although you'd probably be better off
with the sandwich ones. After that, your done. You could
of course add any kind of spread. I'm not sure if there's
any used on the real "Jelly Bean & Pickle Sandwich",
but you can add it if you'd like. Enjoy!
Potato & Gummi Worm Surprise~
(DO NOT WASH!, unless of course you want to actually
eat an unwashed potato)
Ink (I don't
think I have to tell you to NOT ADD THIS IF YOU PLAN
get a raw potato. DO NOT WASH! Then cut it in half.
Sprinkle with gummi worms. Then top with your favorite
brand of ink. Enjoy!
Whiz & Jelly Bean Sandwich~
Whiz (any flavor)
with your sesame seed bun. You can use another kind
of bun if you don't like sesame seed. Then spread on
your horse radish. Add your jelly beans then finish
by adding the cheeze whiz. That's it, you're done! Enjoy!
Cream & Carrot Sandwich~
off with your whole wheat bread. Then spread on your
mustard. Use as much as you like. Next add your twinkie.
Then the carrots. You can cut them if you want, but
you don't have to. End with your ice cream, any kind
that you'd like. Enjoy!
one I DO NOT recommend eating. But, here's the instructions
anyway. First, look around your house until you find
a very old piece of pita bread. Make sure it's extremely
moldy, or you have to come back later when it's moldy.
Also make sure there's a microscopic civilization growing
on it, if not, it's not good. Finally, stuff your face
is of course the most known Weird Al snack. So if you
haven't had one or just didn't know how to make one,
First take your twinkie.
Turn it over so the flat side is up. Cut from end
to end, but DO NOT cut all the way in half. The best
way to describe it is to cut it like a hot dog bun.
I recommend using a plastic knife (that's the kind
Al uses in his movie UHF). Then, stick the hot dog
between the "bun" (the twinkie). Please
make sure the hot dog is somehow cooked. You can micro
wave it until heated all the way through, of you can
boil it in hot water. You can wait until it cools,
or eat it warm. Finally, add your cheeze whiz and
you're good to go! There you have it, you've now made
the almighty Twinkie Weiner Sandwich! You can Eat
It now, or you can dunk it in milk, just like Al did.